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Wingnuttia’s Daily Wire Y’all Qaeda columnist Matt Walsh seriously is arguing about consent laws by telling us (in the first person) how Ariel, the Little Mermaid, entrapped him:
Imagine you met a woman. The relationship is getting serious. One day you go on a date to the aquarium. You walk by the dolphin exhibit and she says, "Oh hi, mom and dad." You've been involved with a dolphin this whole time and didn't know it. Who's the real victim here?
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 4, 2018
So I guess Walsh is 1) dating a dolphin and B) is secretly Prince Eric? I’m so confused.