UPDATED! Stable Genius’ Art of the Deal With China Revealed!

Our Stable Genius

When Prznint Tariff finished his (burned?) steak dinner date with Chinese President Xi Jinping, our stable genius boasted that a 90-day Trade War Truce with Beijing is an “incredible deal” that could only have been secured by Prznint Art Of The Deal hisself:

So good news, innit, for all the American companies torpedo’ed in his stupid Trade Wars, huh, including farmers who’ve required a $12 billion bailout, GM factories that have been forced to lay off employees and close, and companies that have fled overseas (hi, Harley Davidson!).

Except that nothing really happened over dinner.

In reality, Xi and Comrade Stupid agreed to not do anything for 90 days, and resume eff’ing around with tariffs AGAIN if further talks don’t yield a breakthrough—a fact that Prznint Stupid’s own White House has acknowledged:

“On Trade, President Trump has agreed that on January 1, 2019, he will leave the tariffs on $200 billion worth of product at the 10% rate, and not raise it to 25% at this time. China will agree to purchase a not yet agreed upon, but very substantial, amount of agricultural, energy, industrial, and other product from the United States to reduce the trade imbalance between our two countries. China has agreed to start purchasing agricultural product from our farmers immediately.”

President Trump and President Xi have agreed to immediately begin negotiations on structural changes with respect to forced technology transfer, intellectual property protection, non-tariff barriers, cyber intrusions and cyber theft, services and agriculture. Both parties agree that they will endeavor to have this transaction completed within the next 90 days. If at the end of this period of time, the parties are unable to reach an agreement, the 10% tariffs will be raised to 25%.

Status quo is a victory? Or, as he modestly said to reporters, “It goes down, certainly—if it happens, it goes down as one of the largest deals ever made!”

So what do we discern from the Mango-Hued Shit Gibbon as a dinner-date deal closer? It doesn’t matter to Prznint Stupid what the details are, as long as he looks strong to Possum Hollar, so yay for us.

UPDATE 1: (Emphasis mine)

“This is the first time that we have a commitment from them that this will be a real agreement,” Mnuchin told CNBC’s “Squawk Box.” “I’m very hopeful we can turn this into a real agreement.”


President Trump named a China hard-liner to lead negotiations with Beijing, indicating the U.S. will pursue a tough stance in what is bound to be contentious talks over a trade dispute that has sent shivers through global markets. Mr. Trump informed Chinese President Xi Jinping of his choice of Robert Lighthizer at their Saturday meeting in Buenos Aires, people familiar with the discussions said, pointing several times to the U.S. trade representative as the person who will face off with Beijing’s diplomats and using Mr. Lighthizer’s charts in presentations.

UPDATE 3: Bloomberg

Ford Motor Co.’s $11 billion re-structuring could cost 25,000 employees their jobs, exceeding the cutbacks General Motors Co. announced last week, according to Morgan Stanley.

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12 Responses to UPDATED! Stable Genius’ Art of the Deal With China Revealed!

  1. So China’s going to get a discount on soybeans (hey, they’re old, been in storage, etc) the farmers who already have plowed theirs under are fucked and HD ain’t coming back, because no one in their right mind trusts the Tangerine mussolini not to pitch a fit and have his crew of merry coke fiend Fox hosts “Economic Advisers” go on a wrecking binge again.

    GM still ain’t going to build new cars here, and now he’s fucking the solar industry (even more). the electric car industry (guaran-damn-teeing that any electric cars people can buy are going to say “Toyota” or “BMW” or “Volkswagen” on them ) and will cement the German’s lead in wind turbines.

    So [spit] much [spit] winning.

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  2. Feline Mama says:

    Like I always say after one of His ‘tweets”, whatever: How many quatloos to who authored this? Examine, please, syntax. vocabulary: ” This is Not My Beautiful House. This is Not My Beautiful Country, This is Not ME, How Did I get Here??!!” Apologies Mr. Byrne/Talking Heads.

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  3. moeman says:

    Hey, Possum Hollar, start eating tofu.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    We would save Billions of Dollars if the Democrats would give us the votes to build the Wall. Either way, people will NOT be allowed into our Country illegally! We will close the entire Southern Border if necessary. Also, STOP THE DRUGS!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2018


    For the love of god don’t stop now.

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  5. roket says:

    What a wonderful tribute to George H.W. Bush.


  6. Pyed says:

    Reading the Pidgeon-Towheaded Shitgibbon’s tweets, he sounds like a five-year-old who just traded his slingshot for a dart gun with a busted spring.

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  7. That first tweet convinced me that the mole-in-chief has no more substance than a muppet. The Great Leap Forward for whom?


    • I hit the post button to soon. China’s Great Leap Forward was a economic failure. Ill Douche is using the language of Chinese Communism to telegraph that the American Economy will only get worse with his tiny fingers on the helm.

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  8. robginchicago says:

    Trump is like the kid applauding himself so enthusiastically for peeing in the toilet that he craps his pants.

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  9. Dennis Cole says:

    “Maybe the greatest deal EVER, in the history of deal-making! Why, I’m even greater than Michelangelo, when it comes to art………..the Art of the Deal, that is,” he should have Tweeted. Or maybe he will.

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