Midday Palate Cleanser

Everyone who uses a Segway is a jerk, including birds (who are always jerks).

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12 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. Kiwiwriter says:

    I’d rather be ruled by owls than people.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “Everyone who uses a Segway is a jerk”

    Hey! I resemble that remark. I often have to be in two places at once at work. Several years ago the boss bought a Segway for me and my coworkers to use. We hadn’t asked for one and about six months later we all got a stern lecture because nobody was using the machine that he’d payed all that money for. I now use the Segway regularly, it is actually very handy.


    • Kiwiwriter says:

      I did an event with then-Mayor Cory A. Booker when our Police Department unveiled its new Segway, which we use for crowd situations.

      Cory hopped on the Segway, drove it a little bit, and then announced, “This is now the official mode of transportation for the Mayor.”

      So Sirius Lunacy, I agree with you.


      • Feline Mama says:

        TG, owls are NOT jerks!! You’re just jealous ’cause an Owl can maneuver it (the Segway) better than you. HARUMPH!!


      • Kiwiwriter says:

        Owls are wonderful birds…their greatest achievement is that they rid our barns and farms of dangerous rodents.

        They look fierce, but are only fierce with said rodents. I saw an owl/falcon performance at Medieval Times. When not zooming through the air to their handlers’ commands, they were serious but peaceful. However, I would not stick my fingers near their beaks.

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      • ming says:

        We have a couple of seriously big owls that hang out around the farm. They get a few hens every year. Everybody has to eat, but owls can be jerks too.


  3. MDavis says:

    Didn’t I just see this? Yes, yes I did.
    Right below this:


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Typing of jerks on Segways, there’s this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaukYNaMSu0



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