Totally Not A Bribe (It’s a bribe)

“Trust me, comrades, why would I lie?”

Buzzfeed reports:

“President Donald Trump’s company planned to give a $50 million penthouse at Trump Tower Moscow to Russian President Vladimir Putin as the company negotiated the luxury real estate development during the 2016 campaign, according to four people, one of them the originator of the plan.”

Oh? Who would that be?

“Two US law enforcement officials told BuzzFeed News that Michael Cohen, Trump’s personal lawyer at the time, discussed the idea with a representative of Dmitry Peskov, Putin’s press secretary.”

Comrade Trump’s would-be partner, Vlad, would have loved a deal since it would have given him leverage over Prznint Stupid if/when he won the election. It would also have given him a $50M Amero penthouse for free. Ol’ Pooty-Poot wasn’t gonna take a Junior Studio with a View of a Brick Wall as a bribe, now was he?

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4 Responses to Totally Not A Bribe (It’s a bribe)

  1. w3ski4me says:

    “So much Collusion”. The Biggest and Bestest Collusion Evah! Biggly even.
    hahahaha
    I can’t wait for his trial.
    w3ski

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  2. moeman says:

    The Putin Penthouse would’ve known as the ‘P’ room.

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  3. Redhand says:

    Fookin’ idiot, and I don’t mean Putin.

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