News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer:

In case you didn’t know, Laura Looney got kicked off of Twitter (finally!) and lost her shit at being banned (FREE SPEACH!!1!) and chained herself to the local Twitter office in NYC, not knowing (I guess?) that Jack Dorsey works out of Twitter SF HQ. Watch just a moment of the embedded vid if you wanna see a master tactician at work, and if you need a good giggle:

Also recently banned and losing her shit: our favorite new conspiracy theorist, Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin:

It’s lookin’ a lot like X-Mas!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Art says:

    Waaaaaaa…
    Facebook doesn’t owe her a platform. Nobody owes her a platform.

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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    From the Murikan Gooper dictionary . . .
    Loomer: an ignoRANT, overopinionated deplorable demanding entitlements on another’s patented platform while flouting the agreed terms of service; akin to demanding a new election because after a recount you still lost.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    if she’s been preparing for this her whole life she must have been a hoot at her friends birthday parties (if she HAD friends and IF she was invited). while everyone else played ‘where’s waldo?’ she wanted to play ‘who’s the pedophile?’.

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  4. roket says:

    Attention whores love them some lunatic fringe. And apparently, they attract.

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  5. Pyed says:

    There were a bunch of guys running around with signs and ladders and video cameras and I started wondering; are these guys whack-a-doo enough to be volunteers, does Laira pay them, or did she manage to corral some fellows who were willing to work for an odd– and I mean REALLY ODD — taste of the strange?

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