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‘This is not your father’s Big Mouth Billy Bass’

You guys, this $40 Billy Bass is Alexa-enabled, so not only will the damn fish talk to you, it will listen to you and order crap from Amazon. Who knew that fish had ears? Click here for more info!

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5 Responses to This Exists

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Billy Bass is spying on you while you masturbate!!!

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    My idiot ex-boss got one of those for her boss one Christmas. But all it did was sing. I’m sure that fish went right to Goodwill.

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  3. ming says:

    Alexa – send me some worms!

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  4. Pyed says:

    Unless the Alexa-enabled Billy Bass is connected directly to the Conservapedia for it’s answers to factual questions, I foresee the company getting a lot of returns with bullet holes in them.

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