The Morning Quote

Blow is an expression Ivanka.

Who the hell knows what that is supposed to mean?

The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, also told Good Morning America yesterday that her e-mails were “mainly scheduling and logistics and managing the fact that I have a home life and a work life.”

In other words, life is just a bowl of Podesta bolognese?

Also! Too!

Ivankaka claimed that 1) the government is not considering using lethal force against refugees at the Mexican border; and B) after being informed her father had authorized lethal force last week, said that “nobody wants to see anyone get hurt.”

(Why she didn’t add that the armed forces were just servicing the targets is a mystery lost to the sands of time.)

Presumably after she was finished spinning doubleplus newspeak, she then continued her important work of Instagramming herself in serene white rooms, looking at blank pieces of paper, near an empty white mug.

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10 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. 9thousandfeet says:

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    blockquote>Who the hell knows what that is supposed to mean?
    I think it means that she now sees herself as even more qualified to be president than she did before the last two years provided such a wonderful opportunity for increased “centering” and clarity of vision to recognize her future calling.

    Pretty obvious really, unless we are to suppose that, after the last two years worth of empirical evidence to the contrary, that either she or any other member of that odious fucking family has any limits at all on their own sense of importance and entitlement.

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    • MDavis says:

      It sounds like a bad, canned answer at a job interview, where she didn’t quite get the question she prepared for.
      I don’t understand what interview she might be preparing for … oh, wait… there’s that upcoming crime family interview with Bobby Three Sticks.

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  2. And I thought the Orange Twitler had dialed up the narcissism to eleven; hers goes to Eleventy!!!11!!!

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  3. Kent Fossgreen says:

    “Presumably after she was finished spinning doubleplus newspeak, she then continued her important work of Instagramming herself in serene white rooms, looking at blank pieces of paper, near an empty white mug.”
    “Empty white mug”–a cruel, yet accurate nickname for Jared.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    “I actually have experienced on a personal level this tremendous growth in my own sense of self, in seeing more brightly my own compass and signal…” Ivanka may have copied that from Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP.

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    • Pyed says:

      In this case, I believe the personal growth is measurable with a scale, It comes from all the Kentucky Fried Ben and Jerry’s, Dunkin’ Pound Cakes, Margaritas and Chocotini she must pound down all day long to get the taste of her own, and Daddy’s, words from making her toss her cookies.

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  5. roket says:

    Missteps are committed by lackeys, not job creators. Job creators are perfect and can do no wrong. Silly pleebs.

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  6. David H Lippman says:

    Maybe she’s getting a tumor…

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