.@IvankaTrump after @DebRobertsABC asks what missteps she would say she has made: “I actually have experienced on a personal level this tremendous growth in my own sense of self, in seeing more brightly my own compass and signal…”
— Alex Mallin (@alex_mallin) November 28, 2018
Who the hell knows what that is supposed to mean?
The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, also told Good Morning America yesterday that her e-mails were “mainly scheduling and logistics and managing the fact that I have a home life and a work life.”
In other words, life is just a bowl of Podesta bolognese?
Ivankaka claimed that 1) the government is not considering using lethal force against refugees at the Mexican border; and B) after being informed her father had authorized lethal force last week, said that “nobody wants to see anyone get hurt.”
(Why she didn’t add that the armed forces were just servicing the targets is a mystery lost to the sands of time.)
Presumably after she was finished spinning doubleplus newspeak, she then continued her important work of Instagramming herself in serene white rooms, looking at blank pieces of paper, near an empty white mug.