Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)
NYPost tells us what’s on Prznint Stupid’s alleged mind:
“They’ll never give [The Nobel Peace Prize] to me. We should have gotten the Emmy for The Apprentice, you know? I had the No. 1 show, The Apprentice.”
Into every life, a little rain must fall. But you know, if somehow he had to choose only one of ’em, he’d go for the Emmy.
He’s doing a heck of a job, in his own mind. Unfortunately, that’s as far as it goes.
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Wait, what? He has a mind?
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Because everybody knows that the standards for a TV show are much more stringent than the standards for a measly Nobel Peace Prize said no one ever, anywhere.
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And besides, for a Nobel Prize, you’ve got to do something that benefits someone else! How stupid is that? You only have to try to benefit yourself for an Emmy,
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“I coulda’ been a contender”. “However, I’m a trump & losing is my game”. “Do I git sum prize, award for The Biggest Loser?” “I told there was”.. “IVANKA, advice please!”
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Give FatNixon credit for knowing what’s really important in life.
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The Apprentice was a telling example of how low
the programming can go to attract an audience.
It doesn’t speak well for the Emmy nomination panel, either.
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From Wikipedia, the ranking of The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice over the years Donald Trump was on it, from season 1 through 14: 7, 11, 15, 38, 51, 75, 48, 52, 59, 113, 46, 73, 84, 67. Not a no. 1 to be seen. The closest thing to that is that in its first year, it was the most popular new show on NBC.
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JDM –
I guess ALF was cancelled? — TG
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You mean “Apprentice” wasn’t Alf without the furry suit?
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Y’know, if Omarosa had taken off her clothes and performed a few interesting acts with a cucumber or something, they would NOT have gained an Emmy…but they would have earned a “Woody.”
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Gramma told us kids not to waste our time on frivolous pursuits. So, I never wasted an hour on watching the Apprentice. Makes me glad I followed Gramma’s wisdom.
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