News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Comrade Stupid’s Superfanboi Bill Mitchell (the one who looks like a long-in-the-tooth Thing1; or is he Thing2? Hmmm…) has on a guest who “talked to a guy who knows a guy who has literally been on the phone with the DOJ” who tells us that Hillary Clinton is about to be indicted for, um, sumpin’ about the Clinton Foundation, and that it’s totally not like hearing it from the guy next door who knows a guy who lives down the street who knows a guy underneath the stairs…

IT’S HAPPENING, SHEEPLE!!1! YOU CAN TAKE THIS TO THE BANK!!!1!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    Does ‘indictments coming for pay to play…’ include using bs stories about that to distract and obstruct other investigations? Because that one goes to the top.

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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    By the way did the DC policemen get to Vince Foster’s apartment yet? They gots them thar CLENUSES now! Heck, heck, heck!

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  3. Wally says:

    Nice shirt! /s

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  4. roket says:

    Oops. He meant the Trump Foundation, not the Clinton Foundation.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Breaking News!!!

    Somewhere, somehow, sometime, someplace, someone is thinking NASTY THOUGHTS about the Clintons. and that’s the kind of news we think you shouldn’t overlook.

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  6. David H Lippman says:

    “talked to a guy who knows a guy who has literally been on the phone with the DOJ”

    As the song goes: “I’ve danced with a man who’s danced with a girl, who’s danced with the Prince of Wales….”

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