News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“It’s not rocket surgery, ladies and gentlemen.”

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks explains to us why and how the dinosaurs became extinct after surviving The Flood on Noah’s Ark, you know as itty-bitty dinosaurs.

SCIENCE, BITCHEZ! QED!

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    If there was no vegetation, how did elephants, rhinos, cattle… pretty much all modern animals… survive?

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  2. Rocket surgery! But it is, it IS! It’s brain science even. Stable geniuses UNITE!

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  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Ignorant A-hole. Total waste of oxygen.

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  4. roket says:

    Paging Bill Nye. You’re needed in rocket surgery.

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  5. buckobear says:

    Sure would have made more sense if the dinosaurs ate Noah, etc. eh?

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