@NamelessCynic on the tweeters says he wants to give his wife a pearl necklace, so shhhh! Don’t ruin the surprise!
Wither the cock ring?
You want it withered?
Pearls? The most non-porn necklace imaginable. Am I missing the point?
hie thee hence to the Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com and search ‘pearl necklace’ and ye shall be, err “enlightened“, so to speak…
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Loads of good info there. It always comes in handy.
Seriously, why would anyone name their shop “porn gems”? At first I thought it might be a foreign country where the word means something different, but the “open” sign is in English.
My collection is more like trinkets, or costume jewelry. Think Cubic Zirconium, and not the Hope Diamond.
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