Are You Tired Of All The Winning Yet?

Another EZ-to-Win Trade War Victory for Comrade Trump

MAGA, you MoFo’s

Hey guys, remember the soybean crop that is collateral damage in Comrade Tariff’s stupid trade war with China? You know, the crop that lost 98% market share? We might have mentioned the other day when it turned out Comrade Trump was stiffing the farmers of their bailout

It seems that China is getting soybeans after all! You see, they are buying them from Brazil and Argentina, who are also major growers. But in a weird twist-o-fate, we are selling our soybeans on the cheap to Brazil and Argentina:

The big picture: With the reduced Chinese demand, the U.S. has begun exporting soybeans to Brazil and Argentina in larger volumes.
Those countries, which produce lots of soybeans themselves, have been using the imported soy for domestic products like oil and soymeal. In turn, they export their homegrown soybeans to China, said Farzad Taheripour, a professor of agricultural economics at Purdue University.

So in effect, we are selling our soybeans at a loss to the countries that are now selling their soybeans for a profit to China! So not only did our Stable Genius lose our soybean market, he created the market for Brazil and Argentina, and we are subsidizing it!

I’m so thankful for how Comrade Trump is making America Great Again.

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16 Responses to Are You Tired Of All The Winning Yet?

  1. JTO says:

    When thinking of business acumen and how important ‘biznis’ was to justify racism and women-hating – remember, always remember, this is a guy who lost money on a casino.
    Even with people willing to give him money for nothing, he still manages to find a way to f it up.

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  2. Feline Mama says:

    Just when you think this asshole couldn’t get any stupider (is, too, a word) he does not disappoint. Too bad there are no people to advise him on matters such as this. Oh, wait, he does.

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    • Jim says:

      Yes, but those advisers are Larry Kudlow, a Fox and CNBC RW pontificator and Peter Navarro, a widely discredited nationalist on trade matters. Also, it’s worth noting that, a s many people have noted, really since the campaign, that Trump’s policy ideas were frozen in the late 1970s. That accounts for his peculiar ideas about coal, steel, his complete lack of understanding of globalism and many other notions.

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  3. roket says:

    The farmers that voted republican are in my thoughts and prayers.

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  4. “Make South America Great Again”

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  5. osirisopto says:

    Does Tiffany own an import/export company in Argentina?

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  6. Beans Beans theyre good for the Trump
    the more you eat them
    the more you dump
    the more you dump
    the better you feel
    so trade soybeans every deal

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    I’m not sure the country can stand much more of this “winning.”

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  8. 9thousandfeet says:

    Once again the intrepid Tengrain completely misunderestimates whose fault this is.
    The problem is not that Trump’s policies are hurting American farmers, it’s that the deep state, acting in cahoots with Obama and Clinton and Soros (and now also that filthy turncoat The Dread Justice Roberts), is logjamming the system so that he can’t implement his policies without impediment.
    It’s disgraceful, the things that are happening. People can hardly believe it. Trump himself has said so.

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    • revzafod says:

      Yeah, what’s this shit with Soros? I’ve been crisis acting my ass off every chance I get, and my check still hasn’t arrived!

      Do you you know how hard it is for a 77-year-old man to impersonate a 5-year-old Honduran child? Not to mention my expenses getting from the Dallas area to the border, and sneaking in to the concentration camps… er, I mean detention centers.

      Put up or shut up, George.

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