News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can:

So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that he’s explained it so well. I mean, he’s “just telling us the truth!”

This entry was posted in Coach Dave, Homophobia, snark, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats. Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Jim says:

    There’s simple idiots and then there’s massively egotistical idiots. Coach Dave and Der Trumper are in this latter category.


  2. roket says:

    It’s a mystery to me why all the hot chicks don’t hang out at Rural King.


  3. Osiris Opto says:

    I didn’t listen beyond his reluctant admission that there are a lot of unattractive people in the world. Did he say “I’m not prejudiced, but…” or did he use the classic line “I’m just sayin’”?

    Xtians – cant live with them and they won’t go away.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Feline Mama says:

    He’s just a bitter old white man who can’t get it from either side. Frustrated, huh, “coach”?


Comments are closed.