Tweet, Twit, Twat

Tweet, Twit, Twat (Image courtesy of Scissorhead Bruce388)

“Fools,” She shouted at the judge, “I’m trying to save your lives!”

And surprisingly, this time he left out the conspiracy theory that Chimpy McStagger and Blam-Blam were the masterminds behind 9-11, a conspiracy theory that he has before promoted.

Which brings to mind the Prznint Stupid joke from the last time he tried to pin 9-11 on Prznint Chimpy:

Aide: “Whatever you do, DON’T say Bush did 9/11 this time!”

Trump: “I’m not stupid, and you’re fired! Loser!”

*Trump steps up to microphone*

Trump: “I did 9/11.”

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7 Responses to Tweet, Twit, Twat

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Here’s hoping the day will come when we’ll have a politician tweet “we should have put Trump in prison long before we did”.

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  2. Does anyone else remember that gargantuan shitfit the GOP threw when Clinton DID try to get OBL? Of course by that point he’d only blown up a couple embassies, a bunch troops in Saudi and damn near sank the Cole, but hey, it was all about distracting us from Whitewater.

    Funny thing, I remember the White House Press Corpse all barking off after THAT shiny object, too.

    At the rate we’re going our next President is going to have to make like Bowerick Wowbagger in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy except instead of insulting everyone on the planet, they’re going to have to apologize “I’m sorry that my country elected a complete clusterfuck of a shithead president. Please forgive us!” to everyone, personally, in alphabetic order…

    https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Bowerick_Wowbagger

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  3. buckobear says:

    If you push the little handle, will he just disappear?

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  4. RWW says:

    Pakastan doesn’t give us dead and dismembered journalists, but we’re getting “our” money’s worth out of Saudi Arabia!

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  5. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

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