Trump: “You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important… I was with the President of Finland… he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don’t have any problem.” pic.twitter.com/cC8syQobdC
— Contemptor (@TheContemptor) November 17, 2018
Trump is asked if the seeing the devastation from the California wildfires has changed his opinion on climate change.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 17, 2018
Trump: "No. No. I have a strong opinion: I want great climate." (via CNN) pic.twitter.com/1OwvGH2Ucq
*Slams head on desk looking for sweet, sweet relief.*
“I’m gonna get tough with that climate, I’m a great negotiator, the climate’s going to be great and IT’S going to pay for it! No more freeloading off the United States, or we’ll use the Wall to stop it!”
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Future historians, in downtime from fighting for food in decaying supermarket rubble, will label this as the defining Trump sentence. Devoid of meaning, empty of logic, signifying nothing. I have not stood upon the steps of the Paris Opera House but now I have seen everything.
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Shitler to former homeowner: You’ve got a GREAT lot here.
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“You have to rake the forest”, yea sure. This above all, should prove he is a nitwit. Besides that he has never been in a forest that wasn’t a park. What a nitwit.
w3ski
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He thinks the forest is one big golf course.
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…ignorant prick wouldn’t know mulch, if it covered his ass.
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So, what’s next? Tariffs on imported Finnish rakes. Finnish guest workers taking forest raking jobs from real Americans. Cutting down half our forests to make handles for rakes to use on the other half. He’s really opened a world of possibilities here. Oh and bravo to that brilliant trolling by the Finnish President if there’s any whiff of truth to that story.
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It had to be a northern European country now, dinnit?
Rgds,
TG
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No, tthe Finnish President has already stated that he said no such thing because the Finnish Presient is not an idiot. So, in otherwords, Trump’s statement is nothing more than Rake News.
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THE standard follow-up question for pert near anything/everything the resident says should be: how much would that cost and HOW WOULD YOU FUND IT?
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“Strong climate. Bigly climate, believe me. We’ll have the best climate and it won’t cost a nickel…” sigh Wake me up for the treason trials…
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Why the odd orange lettering on his hat? To match his face or is it his “visiting fires” chapeau?
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It’s his Rake America Great Again hat
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Stepping on rakes is a great metaphor for this entire so-called presidency.
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I do like this photo of Californians getting to work after the fire-storm of FatNixon’s visit.
Also, FatNixon said he’s committed. He’s not yet. But he damn well should be by now.
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About that photo: She’s going to need a longer extension cord.
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Details! Details. In Trumphth-world, details don’t matter.
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Slams head on desk looking for sweet, sweet relief.
Sorry, there is none. We’re trapped in the timeline where Biff Tannen is President.
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I would like to see the look on the dunderheads face if and when someone tries to explain prescribed burning to him. Also too, how much does a forest raker get paid per hour?
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What to do when Trump is beyond fact-checking.
Cheeses, Brian, about time you thought of this and brought it out!!!
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With any luck, we are about to get to painting #4.
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Just another day in the Finnish forest, clearing the undergrowth of diereses… 😈
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Getting over overhanging trees let them rake the forest
– Yes – The Revealing Science of God
Jon Anderson had it all figured out way back in ’73.
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