Prznint Stupid Picks Bag Lady To Be US Ambassador to South Africa

Grifters Gotta Grift

elephant-poop in a bag

Well, we should qualify that. Lana Marks, the nominee, designs handbags, and in another coinky-dink, just like Comrade Stupid’s former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort, the bags are in the same petting-zoo-meets-bad-taste category: they made from exotic animal skins, such as alligator and ostrich, and sell for between $19,000 and $400,000 a pop.

But I digress!

Let’s examine Marks’ qualifications for the appointment:

  • She is a member of Merde-a-Lardo

OK, then!

But wait, there’s more!

Marks must be confirmed by the Senate Foreign Relational Committee, which could take under consideration more than a dozen past lawsuits against her in Aspen, New York, California, and South Florida. In those lawsuits she has repeatedly been accused of stiffing her attorneys, accountants, landlords, and employees.

In July 2015, she was evicted from her office on Worth Avenue for failing to pay $25,399 in rent and other expenses. In 2004, 2007, and 2009, the landlords for her store on Worth Avenue also filed complaints against her for failing to pay rent, although the cases were settled without eviction.

So she’s a fellow grifter in the mold of Comrade Stupid. I hope she knows that she has to give her new boss a cut of the action off the top.

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4 Responses to Prznint Stupid Picks Bag Lady To Be US Ambassador to South Africa

  1. Jim says:

    “Senate Foreign Relational Committee”. Right. That would be the hitherto obscure committee that decides how people relate to other people, things, space-time, etc. Glad to see those geeks finally getting to weigh in on something (and pretty sure Lana is a thing of some sort) for a change.


  2. Debbie says:

    the key word there is Senate, the Republican Senate will confirm all vermin. She sounds just like Trump


  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Suckface picks his grifter pals (Whitaker, Ross, Marks) to help run his Trummafia. Why should we expect honesty, integrity, transparency?


  4. paul fredine says:

    first she gives adelson the medal of freedom (well, i guess those donations had to get her more than just a thank you note and a fruit basket) and now this. maybe he didn’t think taking a percentage off the top was enough. btw, is that bag above sarah hucksternuts personal bag or just the one she carries from the offal office to her pressers?


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