The Caravan-o-Doom Approaches!

Yesterday, Defense Secretary James N. Mattis and Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen visited some of the 6,000 members of the Military who are assisting the Border Patrol from when Hair Füror ordered them to the border in the ironically named Operation Faithful Patriot. But that was before the 2018 Pie Fight.

Since the election, that name has been dropped — just as Comrade Stupid has dropped mentioning the caravan of Central American migrants. What were the odds?!

Anyway, Mattis explains what’s going on:

“When a young soldier in Texas asked Defense Secretary James N. Mattis on Wednesday whether his unit would soon be ordered to remove the razor wire and vehicle barriers they had installed at Mexico border crossings, Mattis couldn’t answer.

“Good question. We’ll let you know,” Mattis replied, according to video of the encounter. “Right now, the mission is put them in.”

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5 Responses to The Caravan-o-Doom Approaches!

  1. They have closed two lanes at the Nogales Port of Entry, here in the TSKoA. where roughly a third of the produce imported into the US from Mexico and Central America comes through, and closing down lanes just makes everything cost more. They’re also practicing riot control, because, you know, women and children fleeing for their lives are sooooo dangerous.

    So Much Winning! [spit]

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  2. roket says:

    Maybe, if they’re lucky, Comrade Shit-For-Brains will deliver the troops a fake turkey on a platter for Thanksgiving. They could call it mission Photo Ops.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    “Well just leave this mess for someone else to clean up,” Mattis was heard muttering, as he fled the scene.

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  4. Lsamsa says:

    I wish a number of those soldiers, would ask the powers that be…when they can be transported to California to help with the crisis there.

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