News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a simple, 5-year agricultural reform, er, 5-point plan to stop DEMOCRATIC voter fraud! Let’s listen!

Gosh, I think that the Kremlin likes the cut of your Jib, Josh! Except nyet on the voting machines, comrade.

Amazing how counting the votes is stealing an election, innit?

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Proof of income? They aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. MDavis says:

    TWO forms of picture ID? I don’t even have picture ID for work. So I have one form of picture ID…


    • tengrain says:


      I think it’s a not-so-subtle way of forcing everyone to have a passport, which means everyone must have an American Birth Certificate.

      QED, BITCHEZ!!1!




    • Osiris Opto says:

      Maybe a mug shot and arrest record would do.

      They’ll be happy to provide.

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      • MDavis says:

        Nah, we’re going for the passports. We just got told that state IDs are going to be harder to get, now, especially for women who have ever been married. We’ll have to get the birth certificate plus every marriage certificate that ever changed our names. ‘Get a passport’, she told us, ‘it will be easier’ she said.


  3. Jim says:

    We have an adopted child from Indonesia where we lived and worked for many years. Although she has been a US citizen since she was two, it has been a constant struggle for her to get her passport renewed and to get any kind of documentation that involves DHS in any way. We’re now going to get an official certificate of American citizenship (she’s now 20), which costs thousands of dollars in lawyers fees because unless Democrats ever get into a position to change things it won’t be just Hispanics that are delegitimatized in this country.

    America is already deep along the fascist road, unfortunately and Bush’s reaction to 9/11 is really what vastly accelerated the process. RESIST!

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  4. laura says:

    Clever hiding the razor in the apple in #5. Stay at home brood stock isn’t likely to have income or two photo id’s.
    Just sayin’

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    YES! Proof of income!!! You heard him Trump. Now let’s see those tax returns.


  6. Amazing how letting eligible voters vote is no considered ‘stealing the election’ Gee, it’s almost as if he realizes that most people don’t like his ilk…

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