I don’t blame the statue. Birds are jerks.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
“Hold still, shitbird. Look at my shirt, look at the mess you’ve made! Now you get the hammer.”
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If this was a Stephen King movie, the statue would come alive & WHAM!! “Jerk bird. Why you go messin’ up my hair, clothes ?”
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Human (the flesh kind, not the sculpted kind) can outjerk any animal any day, without half trying. Without trying at all. Without thinking about it.
Pigeons are mindless street shitters when they’re not sitting on the edges of buildings. (Pigeons are feral descendants of rock doves, cliff-dwelling species of large doves, hence the building edge hugging and direct diving habit of city pigeons.) BTW, I’m guessing this is from a church in France (have no idea really).
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