The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last:
An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b
— Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018
You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — look how quickly they separate and give each other a manly shake, and Willard’s awkward laughter program kicks in as he reboots.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Such manliness! But about the only way to avoid even a smidgen of homoliness (iz too a werd!), is to perform the “broshake” – where you grasp each other’s upper arms firmly, accompanied with or followed by a hearty backslap.
And you know Ryan is laughing about the large paychecks he’ll be receiving in his new lobbyist job, and Willard is laughing because he’s NOT Prezinit, and therefore doesn’t have to deal with the likes of Stench and his ilk, and the shit-storm they’ve caused.
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Willard was there to ask Ryan to pass more billionaire tax cuts before leaving town for good.
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FFS. Is Ryan gonna be installed as Mitt’s CoS already?
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Also, not surprising at all that Romney is already lost.
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Clearly the 3.0 upgrade still didn’t get the MittBot out of the uncanny valley.
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Probably the only Republican in Congress still happy to see this asshole….
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Watching Mittens pretend to be a Senator for the next six years is bound to be a sidelight comic entertainment, which I’m hoping our host periodically highlights.
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Have to write UTAH on his hand so he remembers which state elected him this time.
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Uh, Willard? You’re on the wrong side of the building. Follow the signs to SENATE, ok?
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