It’s All About ME, Part Infinity
You may have noticed yesterday that the Dow leaped off a cliff (plunged more than 600 points), the NASDAQ jumped too (2.78 percent, mostly due to a slump in the demand for iPhones), and lemming-like, the S&P, who wants to be in the popular kids clique copycat’ed and opened the window and leaped (almost 2 percent).
Prznint Trade Wars tells us why:
The prospect of Presidential Harassment by the Dems is causing the Stock Market big headaches!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2018
Scanning the news, I don’t really see much concern that harassment of our drooling moron-in-chief was a big concern, but I do see that Prznint Stupid himself seems to be panicking the markets, what with his trade wars, projected yearly deficit of $1T* Ameros, and the fear that our stable genius have a nutty and slap tariffs on foreign cars.
One thing that had absolutely no impact on the markets plunge? Worry about Dims
investigating harassing Prznint Stupid.
* fixed – thanks to Scissorhead Quaker in the Basement