News That Will Drive You To Drink

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

After working to establish the press as the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE and the Mueller investigation as a TOTAL WITCH HUNT, Hair Füror has a new hobby! He is now targeting the electoral process itself! Let’s examine his timeline for the past few days and see if we discern a pattern:

AP notes that Florida Circuit Chief Judge Jack Tuter said there is no evidence of wrongdoing in Broward County, whereas Prznint Stupid and Gov. Batboy, er, Rick Scott have, without evidence, accused Democrats of committing massive, historic, legendary, voter fraud, which is pretty funny when you consider that they also call the Democrats disorganized and failing.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. RWW says:

    Republicans just love to shit can thousands of Dem votes in heavily black areas for specious reasons. Taking the ballots out of the shit can and actually counting them is when they cry “vote fraud”!

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Yea, somehow counting All the votes has become fraud ? This is why we here always vote “in Person”.
    Only when the Rethugs lose is there any mis-voting. Asswipes. Of course “he” will blame the voting process, otherwise he’d have to admit his policies Failed and that will only be when he fully Bankrupts the USA and goes into retirement.
    w3ski

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    Don’t worry, Florida – I am sending much better lawyers to expose the FRAUD!

    Who’s he got? Giuliani? That would be fun.

    The stream-of-consciousness panic in these tweets is the best proof that he knows the blue wave was real and his own talk of “victory” was bullshit. Nobody freaks out like this after actually winning.

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  4. donnah says:

    Every day it’s like the old slumber party game, Telephone. Trump sees a news story or gets a hint from Hannity and he takes it in, distorts it, exaggerates it, blows it completely up and then waits for the feedback. You can easily imagine him red in the face, sputtering, as he types on the phone with his tiny fingers. Jeezus, have a stroke already!

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    And tRump’s favorite Florida Man, Marco (the Rube) Rubio was quick as a bunny, to heed his Master’s call, to help carry prodigious amounts of (swamp) water for the cause. Plenty of THAT in FL, but I suspect his bucket has a hole in it.

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  6. roket says:

    Strange times we live in when we have a POTUS who believes he has the power to call elections.

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