Trump Bails Ceremony in France, Because: Bad Weather

Melanie and Melania Trump with President Emmanuel Macron and Mme. Macron

What a jerk. He’s watching teevee and tweeting from Paris.

Oh, the bad weather? Drizzle.

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19 Responses to Trump Bails Ceremony in France, Because: Bad Weather

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Oh, pizzle. Shazizzle.

    “Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone;
    Time for this one to come home.”
    – From the Mr. lizard cartoons of the 60s.

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  2. purplehead says:

    Nicholas Soames:

    They died with their face to the foe and that pathetic inadequate @realDonaldTrump couldn’t even defy the weather to pay his respects to The Fallen #hesnotfittorepresenthisgreatcountry

    says Nicholas Soames, grandson of Winston Churchill

    Fucking Drump. His orange might melt.

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    • purplehead says:

      On the positive side, he didn’t have the opportunity to say anything horrible while standing at the cemetery. Did Creamsicle tweet anything horrible back at the embassy, while the ceremonies took place?


    • tengrain says:

      Purplehead –

      I don’t know how spray tans stand up to the elements, but he clearly was freshly painted at the press conference yesterday, what with the raccoon-white circles around his eyes and whatnot, but I imagine it running, his pelt sopping wet and the Sea of Tranquility-sized bald spot reflecting the dim November light as he leans over to place the wreath, and then he cuts a Micky-D fueled fart.

      We should count our blessings he is not embarrassing us further by actually attending these things.



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    • Osiris Opto says:

      There are three things wrong with that citation… trump, pay, and respect.

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  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Suckface, the spoiled, irresponsible, narcissistic, rich kid, knows he lacks the diplomatic cojones to hold his own, with other world leaders; so, any piss-poor excuse to avoid them, will suffice.

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  4. Buttemilk Sky says:

    It’s only the hundredth anniversary of the Armistice. You don’t want him to have another bad hair day, do you?

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  5. MDavis says:

    Has the stable genius gotten the wars mixed up? I think he might not want to honor Nazi fighters.
    He did miss his easy peasy photo op, though. What a maroon.


  6. Zorba says:

    Reblogged this on Politicians Are Poody Heads and commented:

    Well, he didn’t want his hair to get wet, after all- his enormous bald spot might show.
    I mean, what’s more important, paying respect to those who died fighting the enemy 100 years ago, or worrying about his hair and that he might actually get a bit wet and cold?

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  7. Lsamsa says:

    His desire & ability to insult and disrespect knows no bounds.
    When he does show up…everyone should have him on total ignore, politely of course.

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  8. another kiwi says:

    He would have had to use an UMBRELLA again, people. You know those things concentrate the mind rays, right?

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  9. No hair-brainer here …. cotton candy melts in water and after finding umbrellas too complicated w/no opposable thumbs, he banned them.

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  10. paul fredine says:

    even a drizzle can be intimidating to the tangerine turd. we’ve all seen he doesn’t know how to handle an umbrella.


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  12. purplehead says:

    Ah, OK, this is why Creamsicle stayed out of the rain. He coulda wore a MAGA hat, no?


  13. Bruce388 says:

    Just remember, 100 years ago, FatNixon’s paternal ancestors were the enemy.

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