Embraceable You

Stable Genius Prznint Stupid
(Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

Wouldn’t you know I’d be travelling and miss our Stable Genius’ shit show, er, press conference? From what I can gather Prznint Stupid read a list of Republicans who lost because they didn’t embrace him…

“Mia Love gave me no love. And she lost. Too bad. Sorry about that, Mia.”

About Barbara Comstock Prznint Stupid threw down a mighty rap:

“She could’ve won that race, but she didn’t want to have any embrace.”

Other Republican whom he shamed for declining The Embrace:

  • Peter Roskam
  • Erik Paulsen
  • Carlos Curbelo
  • Mike Coffman

I’m too lazy to look it up, but isn’t The Embrace the euphemism for willingly becoming a bloodsucker?

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13 Responses to Embraceable You

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I couldn’t find that meaning in the Urban Dictionary, but I DID find this:

    When someone special is so perfect to you and gives you pleasure, joy, blushes and tingles just thinking of them. more than often this will instill a desire of wanting to embrace them tight with all love. This means that someone special is embracealious.
    I think you’re the most extraordinarily perfect person and you tingle me:) love, you’re completely.

    And they go a bit further, to define “Tingle” as the feeling a woman has when she can’t achieve orgasm.

    Hope this helps.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    In this case it would been the sucker.

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  3. ming says:

    Like Presinit Stupid’s endorsement of Coffman wouldn’t have cost him more votes. Colorado went blue in a big way this election cycle. Primarily because because we hate Trump’s lying orange ass.

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  4. Alison Redford says:

    You know, we busted our tails in my district to elect James Thompson, and it didn’t work. Our Republican US Rep, Ron Estes, did not seem to embrace Trump one bit, though he didn’t run against him. Estes wasn’t present (visibly, anyway,) at the fundraisers where the POTUS or the VP appeared, and his ads, when not attacking Thompson, were about veterans and healthcare. Of course, he used the line that he was protecting health care and access to it, but he and his campaign were surprisingly Trump-free. He won his race with more than the party line in my district, which is a disappointment, but, in light of other elections on our ballot, I’d say the absence of Trump got those extra votes. So, MHSG is not correct about the embracing stuff.

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  5. MDavis says:

    When you got to embrace, especially after love, I just went right to “and when you’re famous they let you do it!”
    Did he make such claims about any male candidates?

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  6. It should also be noted that Turdwaffle DID embrace Trump….


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