Why Are The Dogs Barking, Junior Mints?

Junior Mints

Hey guys, remember that time the tiki torch Nazis walked through Charlottesville and chanted that the Jews will not replace us? Anyway, Junior Mints seems to have thought it was a catchy tune:

Some journalists thought the number 88 was suspiciously high, and decided to check into it, and lo! The number was actually 85% of the time that Angus King and Chuck Schumer were aligned.

So what’s the big deal you ask, between 85 and 88?

It is that 88 is white supremacist code for Heil Hitler. It turns out that H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. It also turns out ole Chuck is Jewish:

So we’ll-played, Junior Mints. It seems that you are carrying on the family tradition of White Supremacy. Maybe Daddy will finally notice you, and not your (Jewish) sister?

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5 Responses to Why Are The Dogs Barking, Junior Mints?

  1. One often sees a failson,
    tho’ one never likes to see one,
    but there’s one thing I know for sure,
    I’d rather see than be one.

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  2. donnah says:

    Dog whistle? More like an air raid siren.

    You know this isn’t Trump’s doing. It’s got Stephen Miller’s Nazi fingerprints all over it.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. roket says:

    All that’s missing in that tweet is a white supremacist emoji.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Parfigliano says:

    The sentence also contains 14 words when counting 88% as a word. Its neo-nazi code within code. A twofer. I bet the little shit is still chuckling about that.


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