News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is from the Terrible Sand Kingdom Of Arizonastan! Who knew? Anyway, he’s giving us the scoop on US Senate Candidate Kyrsten Sinema (D-Kremlin), whom he assures us is a pinko commie, who deserves to be stripped of her citizenship because: reasons.

Convinced me, for sure!

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Jezzus, this is not at all unlike the ads Martha McSally and her dark money overlords are running against Sinema, just to point out the exponentially decreasing distance between nutbags like Josh and Our Esteemed GOP Establishment.

    Just listen to the lifeboat builders like Steve Schmidt, Max Boot and Jennifer Rubin exclaiming as their space ship hurtles toward the black monolith pukefunnel orbiting the UR-anus “My god, it’s full of…REPUBLICANS!”

    (Tengrain was here!)

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    • sigh. If you feel like it oh Great Blogfather, the /strike is supposed to be right after ‘monlith’ instead of whatever weird place I put it… It has been a halloween + full moon + “who let the crazies out?” kinda day at work…

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  2. MDavis says:

    Dude has a flaming logo (that’s usually a sign of … Satan! … isn’t it?), calls Sinema (can her nickname be “Hollywood”?) a bitch and a witch and a traitor and I lost track after that but I started fearing that his mob will try to give her the Gifford treatment if they buy his line – but he cannot bring himself to say “shit”.
    A true American. He won’t allow bad words like ‘shit’ or, no doubt, nudity, probably gets creeped out by hug videos but calling for elimination? Well, as long as it isn’t the kind that results in shit it looks like it’s good to air.

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  3. roket says:

    Alex Jones doesn’t need to be replaced or mimicked, thank you very much.


  4. yikes! scared the zombie bejeebus outta me!!! this man needs a hobby. arizonastan was already a cess pool


  5. RWW says:

    It has a Project Veritas stamp on it, so it has to be complete fiction. I can’t be bothered to watch even a second of crap propaganda like this, but I’m sure James O’Keefanaugh and D’vorce D’Spousa are working overtime to produce more.


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