Happy Hour News Briefs
Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is from the Terrible Sand Kingdom Of Arizonastan! Who knew? Anyway, he’s giving us the scoop on US Senate Candidate Kyrsten Sinema (D-Kremlin), whom he assures us is a pinko commie, who deserves to be stripped of her citizenship because: reasons.
Convinced me, for sure!