Hey guys, remember that time when Axios got their filthy FAKE NEWS paws on Prznint Stupid’s schedule, revealing that he was working even LESS than he was working from the beginning of the Fourth Reich?
Remember Executive Time, the name created by his Chief of Staff John Kelly so that White House
courtesans, er, aides didn’t have to tweet at him to get his attention or wait till the commercial break on Petunia & Pals?
Anyway, Tiger Beat On the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) has revisited the schedule, and it turns out that Prznint Stupid is doing even less work than he was earlier. Whodathunkit? How dat be possible?!
Of course when he does to do his job, it’s mostly scribbling his name to shit and shouting at assorted toadies and minions to make a law about sumpin’ he saw on Petunia & Pals. Oh, and pressing the red button for a refill on his Diet Coke! The high-energy man works that finger to the bone! We dirty hippies could learn a thing or two from his work thic!
According to Tiger Beat, last Tuesday’s schedule included nine hours of “Executive Time,” which was three times the amount of time that was allotted for doing his actual job.
Preznint Stupid’s first bidness of the day came at 1 PM, and the rest of the day consisted of doing whatever the hell he wanted, sometimes for stretches as long as two hours and 45 minutes.
So, what did he do with this Executive Time?
…and to slander non-white immigrants:
Some Of Prznint Stupid’s toadies say that it’s unfair to rag on the mango-hued shitgibbon for doing hardly any work at all because sometimes he’ll demand everyone to come into the Oval office to discuss some stupid thing that Brian Kilmead just queefed.
Of course, we should be thankful that the worst president in history devotes so little time to actually doing his job. Imagine the sheer terror of it all if he put his stable genius to work.