Mika: Be Nicer To Those Who Want To Bomb You

The Tone Police

Morning Joe’s co-host and squeeze Mika Brzezinski’s reflexive Both Sidering became too irresistible to, um, resist the other morning, and so she found a unique way to let the Democrats know that they are just as much to blame for the recent spate of attempted pipe bombings as the bomber himself!

It really takes some effort to be this audibly blonde, but this is why she has a job and Megan Kelly does not.

Brzezinski steeled her spine, and then faced the camera scolded the pipe bomb recipients themselves, you know, for their words and deeds that led to their own personal, attempted assassinations.

As one does!

“Democrats, don’t try and intimidate Republicans when they’re at public places like restaurants, don’t do it—A tactic explicitly encouraged by Maxine Waters. Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t say it, Maxine.”

Maxine Waters, as you might recall, was the intended recipient of not just one but two pipe bombs in the previous 24 hours. You’d think Waters would have known better! Glad Brzezinski was there to offer such solid advice and a stern shoulder for support.

Brzezinski, warming up to her theme, continued:

“Don’t say we can’t be civil in dealing with Republicans like Hillary Clinton said. Don’t say we should kick Republicans, as another former government official said. “

What are the odds—both Hillary Clinton, and former Attorney General Eric Holder (“When they go low, we kick them”)— also received pipe bombs in the mail on Wednesday. And yet she persisted.

You go, gurl!

And then Brzezinski concluded her tour-de-force:

“These bombs sow chaos. Trump thrives on chaos. Democrats can win by doing the right thing. We may have to lose badly for a while before we win in the right way. But we can’t win in the wrong way. “

Shorter Brzezinski: mind your manners, Democrats, as you are being blown up, show some civility in the abattoir. It’s the right way to win.

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16 Responses to Mika: Be Nicer To Those Who Want To Bomb You

  1. Redhand says:

    For sheer hypocrisy parading as reasonableness Mika and “Joe” can’t be beat.

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  2. MaxK says:

    AG Holder should have known better. The civil comment would have been, “When they go low, BODY SLAM THEM!”

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  3. RWW says:

    Um MIka, dear, don’t you realize that if Herr Twitler were still in the middle of his rage against you and Squinty, the MAGAbomber might have had you two on his list today?

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  4. Shorter Mika: “Bitch! Look what you made me do!” [SLAP]

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    My one big source of joy in these dark days is the fact that the MAGAbomber was caught because of a latent fingerprint left on a bomb he sent to Maxine Waters. She kicked his ass without even lifting a finger.

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “We may have to lose badly for a while before we win in the right way.” Any more losing, badly OR goodly, and our Representative Republic is toast.Thinks things are awful now? I predict that the upcoming election will be a major turning point in our history, and I expect Red-state shenanigans by the barrel full.

    “The deliberations of the Constitutional Convention of 1787 were held in strict secrecy. Consequently, anxious citizens gathered outside Independence Hall when the proceedings ended in order to learn what had been produced behind closed doors. The answer was provided immediately. A Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?” With no hesitation whatsoever, Franklin responded, “A republic, if you can keep it.” [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/item/7631-a-republic-if-you-can-keep-it]

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    • In Kansas, they moved the polling place out of town in a heavily hispanic area. When the ACLU wrote the local election official to complain, she forwarded it to KKKRis KKKobach with the addendum ‘LOL’.

      In Georgia Kemp is busily rigging his ascent to the governorship by ‘losing’ ballots and disenfranchising voters, since he’s ALSO the guy in charge of counting the votes.

      Here in the TSKoA the incumbent Attorney General is suing a PAC for ‘defamation’ because they’re running an ad claiming he’s corrupt and in the pocket of a local Utility company just because he rewrote a ballot initiative on renewable energy to their liking. Oh yeah and took $400k+ in political donations from them…

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      • Batman 54 says:

        Meanwhile in the great state of Texass, if you pull the voting machine lever for straight D ticket, you get straight R. How wild is that, Mika dear?

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      • RWW says:

        Unlimited corporate cash infused into political campaigns is something these assholes fought all the way to the Supreme Court in order to get, and now they want to claim that just saying they are receiving such largess is “DEFAMATION”. Holy shit! (to paraphrase the Goddess Eiron who laughed so hard she farted)

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      • Redhand says:

        TSKoA?

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      • MDavis says:

        Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, IIRC (that’s If I Recall Correctly. heh)

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  7. MDavis says:

    This sounds like bad mom advice from the 50s, right along with “He’s just bullying you because he likes you.”
    Come to think – if both sides would actually be nicer… Nah, never happen.

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  8. roket says:

    Mika Brzezinski, today’s copy of Neville Chamberlain

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  9. robginchicago says:

    When confronting vile Trumpistas in restaurants, the point or objective is not intimidation, but SHAME. They are generally not being threatened, but told in no uncertain terms that they are not fit to be out and about in public in a civil society, and ought to be ashamed of themselves.

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