Upchuck’s Russian is a Florida Man! MAGA, BITCHES!!!

Upchuck’s Russian is a Florida Man named Cesar Sayoc.

His van is apparently covered in pro-Trump memes, so hard to say how they spotted him at a traffic stop.

So much for the False Flag theory.

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13 Responses to Upchuck’s Russian is a Florida Man! MAGA, BITCHES!!!

  1. Aurora S says:

    I don’t think we’ve seen the end of the False Flag. Any quatloos on an accusation of him being an “Antifa operative” pretending to be a Trumpist shitbag?

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  2. donnah says:

    Republicans and Trump supporters are scrambling on retaliatory excuses, since he’s a MAGA guy through and through. Probably we should expect such lines as, “He’s got foreign parents, he’s a lone wolf, he was driven to this point by Democratic rhetoric, he is insane” so they can dismiss and distance themselves. Sessions in the press conference just said that there will be no discussion of the bomber’s motivation at this point. Um, didja see his van?

    So look for a whitewash job that would make Tom Sawyer proud.

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  3. When did McCartney start supporting Trump?

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  4. Spocko says:

    BREAKING: Scott Baio signed to play #MAGAbomber
    Director, “We wanted Scott for three reasons:
    1) He’s already in character
    2) Audiences won’t sympathize with him
    3) He works cheap.
    Chachi just needs to bulk up a bit and he good to go.

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  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    I guess this is what the Goopers refer to as a “cuck.” As for the irony it has relegated to the fine print.

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  6. AJ says:

    Doesn’t look like a “Mooselim!” to me!

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  7. RWW says:

    I thought he looks enough like Orrin Hatch to be his son, and not to start any conspiracy theories or anything like that, but you know, the old apple and tree thing is soooo true.

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