Upchuck Todd’s #MAGAbomber Theory: Russians

Today’s Nooner* goes to Upchuck:

Upchuck cannot believe the the #MAGAbomber could be an uncouth MAGA, salt of the earth that they are, and so posits that physical bombs (though none have exploded… yet) might be the work of the Russians to sow dissent.

*“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000.

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10 Responses to Upchuck Todd’s #MAGAbomber Theory: Russians

  1. roket says:

    Shouldn’t he be blaming the Democrats?


  2. H-Bob says:

    Blaming furriners for taking away Merkin jerbs !


  3. Dennis Cole says:

    It was DEFINITELY a MAGA maggot.


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Oh, Chuck, MAGAbomber’s MAGAvan has been found, ya numpty.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    OH! A wiseguy, eh? Whoo-woo-woo-woo. (Two fingers to the eyes.) Hey Moe!


  6. AJ says:

    QUIT! Now, please.


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