The Official Trump Portrait is hung (but Trump isn’t)
[H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D]

“Trump used charity money to buy his own portrait because no one else would: lawyers”

 “Donald Trump had no choice but to blow $10,000 in charity money on a giant painting of himself — because no one else wanted it, his lawyers claimed in court Thursday. Trump picked up the infamous painting — now at the center of a lawsuit brought by the state attorney general who alleges suspect spending by the charity — during a 2014 auction benefiting The Unicorn Foundation at his Mar-a-Lago country club in Florida.”

“And it matched the couch,” the lawyers didn’t add. “Really ties the whole room together!”

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4 Responses to Sad!

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    It might match the couch, but it conflicts with the carpet & the drapes.


  2. roket says:

    If he donated his next $100K salary allotment to his charity, would that straighten this mess out?? Asking for an orange shitgibbon.


  3. revzafod says:

    “Really ties the whole room together!” Think we can get the Chinaman to pee on it? Your charity owes money to Jackie Treehorn; you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.


  4. suedoise2 says:

    If it’s the one I”ve seen photos of (I think there’s more than one such object burdening the planet) where he’s resplendent in white golfing togs, I hope it was done in oil. That way, it won’t take more than a bare sprinkle of, say, ordinary canola oil to get it burning merrily.


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