News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein knows who’s behind the Caravan of Doom coming to take away Possum Hollar’s job at the Piggley Wiggley: that self-hating JEW! George Soros, and if you don’t believe him, you can go straight to HELL!

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    “Absolute undeniable proof …”
    He must be using a dictionary that is different from mine.

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  2. MDavis says:

    He cannot read very well. He kept stumbling over his teleprompter.
    And his comprehension is compromised. Could be brain damage. Could be cult driven misinterpretation.
    I went and listened to the first part, because his absolute proof was not on the cued up bit here.
    His proof? Soros posted a declaration on HIS OWN WEBSITE (emphasis by Josh) that FORCED MIGRATION, FOLKS. Also, he pledged to earmark half a billion dollars to help the world deal with the problem.
    Implication Josh – Soros is forcing migration! He wants immigrants to move in, er, somewhere! His reasons are, um, FORCED MIGRATION, FOLKS! (needs more exclamation points, but Josh was recovering from FORCED READING!!!)
    He read it himself. The quote sayeth that environmental problems, dangerous regimes and economic hardships are causing forced migration, so George is pledging to help deal with the inevitable fall out.
    That is all.

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  3. roket says:

    Not to worry. Hair Trump is sending in the military to protect us from unarmed refugees. All Hail Trump.

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