‘But, Her Emails’

“It’s for you!”
(Stolen from Dr. Zaius)

According to the failing NYTimes, Chinese spies eavesdrop on Comrade Stupid when he calls friends (he has no friends, so sycophants?) on his personal iPhone(s) to gain insight into his demented thinking. Stupid has been told multiple times that his calls are being listened to by foreign spies—specifically his boss Putin—he has refused to surrender his personal phones.

“When President Trump calls old friends on one of his iPhones to gossip, gripe or solicit their latest take on how he is doing, American intelligence reports indicate that Chinese spies are often listening — and putting to use invaluable insights into how to best work the president and affect administration policy, current and former American officials said.

“Mr. Trump’s aides have repeatedly warned him that his cellphone calls are not secure, and they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still refused to give up his iPhones.

“White House officials say they can only hope he refrains from discussing classified information when he is on them. Mr. Trump’s use of his iPhones was detailed by several current and former officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity so they could discuss classified intelligence and sensitive security arrangements. …

“The officials said they have also determined that China is seeking to use what it is learning from the calls — how Mr. Trump thinks, what arguments tend to sway him and to whom he is inclined to listen — to keep a trade war with the United States from escalating further. In what amounts to a marriage of lobbying and espionage, the Chinese have pieced together a list of the people with whom Mr. Trump regularly speaks in hopes of using them to influence the president, the officials said.”

And for those of you who think, “Oh Jeebus, imagine what kompromat Putin is getting when Prznint Horndog talks to Hannity, I will remind you that the pussygrabbing tape came out BEFORE the election and he still won the Xristian Xrazies, and as we note often enough: You Cannot Shame The Shameless.

But there is a silver lining, Scissorheads: because Prznint Stupid is stupid, even his own people don’t think he’s divulging state secrets:

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9 Responses to ‘But, Her Emails’

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I never before thought that I would be grateful for his stupidity, but here we are.

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  2. RWW says:

    Herr Twitler has no concern for the country’s safety, or anyone else’s. He only thinks of himself so why would he care what Russia or China learn from his private conversations? In his view of it, he’ll outwit them in any “deal” no matter what kind of intel they have, and as far as he’s concerned this whole presidenting thing is all about making deals to line his own pockets at everyone else’s expense. Safety and security are what all those boring military and spy people do for him that he pays no attention to, and if he undermines them, they just have to work harder and stay on their toes..so what? After all, this is someone who was caught bragging about his pussy grabbing on VIDEO TAPE, and he called it fake. This is someone who knows only fools don’t believe the “peeing hooker” tapes exist or that he’s not Putin’s puppet installed in the presidency through a criminal conspiracy. He’s learned through all this that he’s above the law, immune from prosecution, and insulated from impeachment by cowed and loyal Republicans in Congress. ANYTHING he conceivably could say on a non-secure cell phone might ultimately be the equivalent of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue, which stands metaphorically for being able to get away with anything.

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  3. in a normal world, impeachment proceedings would have started by now. Trump is just the crude 2-year old spoiled brat; the real traitors are Yertle and Lyin’ Ryan. They run what is supposed to be the check on the administrative branch. But since they’re getting everything they want plus getting their rocks off on the institutionalized cruelty they’re imposing, nothing will happen.

    When they lose in November, I know the lame duck session will contain epic fuckery. If they don’t lose in November, [shudder] I fear the country is lost, because the MAGAts won’t stop with crappy pipe bombs.

    Note: Dana Loesch has suggested that conservatives arm themselves to go to the polls, because of the commie mobs.

    They so DESPERATELY want to go on a rampage against the Hutu’s libtards, and Trump keeps throwing gasoline on the bonfire.

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  4. roket says:

    China uses the info to avert future trade wars. Russia uses the info to stir up more shit on social media. The rest of the world is making a note of it.

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  5. Redhand says:

    It’s like his complaining about Obama’s excessive golfing. He’s a died-in-the-wool hypocrite, and compleat asshole. That this is about compromised national security just makes it worse.


  6. If we had a functioning “deep state”, Mr. Trump’s personal phone(s) would have been confiscated at 12:01pm on Inauguration Day — or, if he resisted that, bricked remotely a few seconds thereafter. All propaganda aside, we do not have a functioning “deep state”. Make of that what you will.

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