UPDATED From the Horse’s Mouth and other places

Pence is the one on the right.

As we’ve pointed out several time now, the Republicans got nuttin’ to campaign on, so they are ratcheting up fear, or when your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And today, sharp-as-a-hammer and dumb as a box of nails, walking termite buffet Mike Pence is on clean-up duty for Hair Füror:

Heh. He got Mike Pence to say conceive, and that probably made the cilice get a little tight. But I digress. It it utterly conceivable that there are NO people of Middle Eastern descent heading this way.  Per the State Department:

Counterterrorism cooperation between the Mexican and U.S. governments remained strong. There are no known international terrorist organizations operating in Mexico, no evidence that any terrorist group has targeted U.S. citizens in Mexican territory, and no credible information that any member of a terrorist group has traveled through Mexico to gain access to the United States.

And that was Comrade Stupid’s state department, published in 2017, so if it is conceivable, then it follows that The Fourth Reich must have slipped and let them in.

QED, Bitches!

UPDATE 1:

Pence’s office concedes that his numbers were bogus.

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12 Responses to UPDATED From the Horse’s Mouth and other places

  1. donnah says:

    Pence is dangerous. He works behind the scenes, unfettered by the spotlight which his fame-hog boss craves. Pence is a religious fanatic, willing to work every front to outlaw abortion, silence gays and de-humanize the Trans community. He wants private charter schools, religious-based. And he is getting his wish.

    Jesus would recoil in disgust at this piece of dishonest, rotten fakery.

    Vote. Vote. Vote.

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  2. mcdee says:

    “From the Horses Mouth.” TG, you’ve got the wrong end of the horse.

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  3. Rich says:

    Well, it (that is terrorists wearing suicide bomb vests coming across the U.S. Mexican border to blow up American citizens) is in the second installment of the Sicario movie Sicario: Day of the Soldado, then it must be true.
    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5052474/

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  4. osirisopto says:

    Stories like this make me wonder if the folks in Possum Hollar ever get out of the house.

    Maybe we should tell them the voting booths are really brainwashing machines. It’s true. They’ll make you want to get gay married.

    I knew a mechanic in Aurora who voted once. Next thing you knew he was in San Francisco dancing in the streets with a big hairy guy in a leather thong named Cuddles.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Who the hell would want people of Middle Eastern descent coming up from Latin America? Well, besides my loins, that is…

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek

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  6. roket says:

    Republicans control all three branches of government, so where is the wall funding and immigration reform bills, I ask? After all these decades are there any in the works at least?? Or are they too afraid of losing their main campaign strategies? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      There are a couple of bills I’m aware of that provide funding for repair of existing but crumbling portions of The Wall, and a couple of others that would fund major expansion.
      (All of them by the Rapepublicons.)
      There are also the stirrings of legislation to begin forming the vaunted Space Force, and provide funding for such. Also the work of a few Rs.
      I keep hearing the voice-over for the movie “Space Balls,” but using the words “Space Force!” I think I might be in serious need of some mental floss.

      (Say it slowly in your head: Spaaaaaaace Fooooorce! Good, now you have the earworm.)

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  7. moeman says:

    Does Mother have a horseface? Asking for a neiiiiiiighbour.

    (Tengrain was here!)

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  8. MDavis says:

    He’s right, in a way, but I cannot really tell if he is being honest but misleading or if he is just a cunt. (Why not both?)
    Apparently a lot of people from Mexico, Central America and South America have Middle Eastern ancestry. Here is a sample of people learning their ancestry, and, IIRC, over a third of them had Middle Eastern ancestry. Clearly not what Pence meant people to take from his comment, but did he actually keep this in mind as a loophole for his lying ways?

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