Scissorhead Purplehead is a contrarian out to rescue the reputation of jerk birds, and she submits into evidence the following tweet:
This is why Taylor Swift turned her back on white people.pic.twitter.com/ncqpp7m2jx
— Covfefe National Emergy Jones👑🌊🌊🌊 (@PromoteMyCause) October 20, 2018
OK. Little boys are jerks. I still maintain that birds are jerks, too. Also.