Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.
Truth to tell, how is this essentially any different from the medieval Catholic Church’s selling indulgences to get rid of major and minor sins (the former were obviously more expensive) and thus help facilitate entrance to “heaven”.. The practice ended a long time ago but only because Martin Luther, among others got really pissed off.
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Just spitballin’ here, but Imma guess the ‘baby alligator’ part is what separates them from the Medieval Church.
Well that and they got arrested after only selling a 100 or so, instead of the tens or hundreds of thousands they did when it was a church racket.
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Ah, the Pardoner’s Tale.
Arrested! They should get him a robe and a 3:00 Am slot on public access teeter.
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This is good news for John McCain.
TG, I sense that you have a problem with these folk spreading a message they obviously got personally from Jesus H. Christ hisself. If I lived in Florida, I’d buy a ticket.
After all, the odds have to be better than winning MegaMillions on Tuesday, sponsored by most state govr’s with lines at conveience stores everywhere.
A fool and his god are soon parted.
I smell Onion.
Ever been to Florida?
Isn’t this a violation of their First Amendment rights? They aren’t doing anything different from what Joel Osteen and Jim Bakker do.
Also, that planet made of drugs detail is hilarious.
That was one of their many mistakes- they should’ve asked for “donations” instead of charging for the tickets.
That and get their own television show.
They are in the wrong; Bakker and Osteen have received appropriate franchises for their scams from the IRS.
I happen to like that song a lot. I know it’s about a guy falling for a cult but it’s a really nice tune.
As always, I am greatly relieved when Florida Man turns out not to be my brother.
I am always greatly relieved when Florida Man turns out not to be me.
The thought of all those unsold tickets makes me sad. Just think about all the people who won’t make it to heaven.
Florida man has so many things to answer for, that I don’t want him falsely accused!
The guy in the mugshot got a little too close to the grill.
It’s spelled, Floriduh.
The difference between Florida and Ohio is that in Ohio, when this kind of thing happens, exactly nobody notices or cares. A close reading of this news item (look at the currency conversions) shows that it was published in a Ugandan newspaper.
Better than buying the Stairway to Heaven !
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