Florida, Cont.

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Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.

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24 Responses to Florida, Cont.

  1. Jim says:

    Truth to tell, how is this essentially any different from the medieval Catholic Church’s selling indulgences to get rid of major and minor sins (the former were obviously more expensive) and thus help facilitate entrance to “heaven”.. The practice ended a long time ago but only because Martin Luther, among others got really pissed off.

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  2. roket says:

    This is good news for John McCain.

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  3. revzafod says:

    TG, I sense that you have a problem with these folk spreading a message they obviously got personally from Jesus H. Christ hisself. If I lived in Florida, I’d buy a ticket.

    After all, the odds have to be better than winning MegaMillions on Tuesday, sponsored by most state govr’s with lines at conveience stores everywhere.

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  4. Paul Avery says:

    A fool and his god are soon parted.

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  5. Buttemilk Sky says:

    I smell Onion.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Isn’t this a violation of their First Amendment rights? They aren’t doing anything different from what Joel Osteen and Jim Bakker do.

    Also, that planet made of drugs detail is hilarious.

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

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    • retiredeng says:

      I happen to like that song a lot. I know it’s about a guy falling for a cult but it’s a really nice tune.

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  8. ming says:

    As always, I am greatly relieved when Florida Man turns out not to be my brother.

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    The thought of all those unsold tickets makes me sad. Just think about all the people who won’t make it to heaven.

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  10. Karla says:

    Florida man has so many things to answer for, that I don’t want him falsely accused!

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

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  11. FMBJO says:

    It’s spelled, Floriduh.

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  12. The difference between Florida and Ohio is that in Ohio, when this kind of thing happens, exactly nobody notices or cares. A close reading of this news item (look at the currency conversions) shows that it was published in a Ugandan newspaper.

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  13. H-Bob says:

    Better than buying the Stairway to Heaven !

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