Clue: Crown Prince Bone Saw, Their Consulate* in Turkey, With a Bone Saw

Friday nights are the news-dump night, so it is no surprise that Crown Prince Bone Saw decided to dump the body, er, news that indeed Jamal Khashoggi’s death happened in their Consulate* in Turkey. And that’s where reality ends and the weird cover-up begins:

“According to the Saudis’ explanation, discussions between Khashoggi and those who met him on his arrival at the consulate led to an argument and physical altercation… Those responsible then tried to cover up the death, state TV said.”

WaPo:

“The Saudi government acknowledged early Saturday that journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed inside the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, saying he died during a fistfight.”

Opinions Differ!

“It [is] grotesque for the Saudi authorities to claim that a journalist whose fingers they reportedly amputated as part of their torture somehow managed to engage in a fistfight. Jamal had no fists left.”

A lone voice tweets –

And meanwhile Comrade Trump is trying to convince us that he believes the Saudis as if they were common Russian Dictators NOT interfering with the elections:

Asked by a reporter whether he thought Saudi Arabia’s explanation for Khashoggi’s death was credible, Trump said, “I do. I do.” But he said before he decided what to do next, he wanted to talk to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

And a lone spitballer on the electronic tweeting device has a suggestion:

* Hat tip: Scissorhead Chuck Farley for the correction! Thank you!

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17 Responses to Clue: Crown Prince Bone Saw, Their Consulate* in Turkey, With a Bone Saw

  1. Capt Bat Guano says:

    Maybe Preznint Bonespur should talk to Prince Bonesaw about a little help with that issue.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I was talking with a defense attorney friend of mine last night, and he just shook his head at all the hoopla being presented. “It’s the classic SOGDI defense,” he said, “with one of the two variants: IWANTAIHAA, (airtight, or ironclad, your pick,) or IWJSOTCMMOBWATSJH.

    Translation:
    SOGDI – Some Other Guy Did it.
    IWANTAIHAA – I Wasn’t Anywhere Near There And I Have An Alibi
    IWJSOTCMMOBWATSJH – I Was Just Standing On The Corner Minding My Own Business When All This Shit Just Happened.

    And no, it wasn’t Avenatti.

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  3. Chuck Farley says:

    Technically speaking, it was in a consulate – the embassy is in the political capital, Ankara.

    One unnamed foreign diplomat, when asked to speculate whether Mr Bone Saw was crazy or stupid to think he could get away with this, suggested a compromise – both.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    It wasn’t a fist fight. It wasn’t an interrogation that went wrong either, the Saudis were not looking for any information. It was torture pure and simple. Torture as punishment but also torture as a warning to other dissidents. The Saudis were not worried about news getting out about this, that is exactly what they wanted. The Saudis felt that there would be little chance of any cost or retribution for this deplorable act. After all, the current ‘Leader of the Free World’, who is being propped up by his own band of deplorables, is completely in favor of this kind of oppression. I’d bet that he’s rather jelly of Crown Prince Bone Saw at the moment and a bit upset that he can’t deal with problematic journalists in the same manner… YET.

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  5. RWW says:

    How do you say NO COLLUSION!!11! in Arabic? Once the Prince starts spouting those words as 18 scapegoats are run through the head chopper, the MSM will be agreeing with him and also supporting the idea that he has the power to pardon himself and is immune from prosecution – because he says so.

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  6. Ten Bears says:

    I find it plausible: if somebody’s coming at me with a bone-saw I’m gonna’ start swingin’. Might not do any good, but I’ll go down swinging. “Die in a fist fight.”

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  7. moeman says:

    Hopefully tRUmp has never seen ‘Fargo’.

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  8. roket says:

    I’m going with: Assasins, In the interrogation room, with a bone saw.

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  9. Jim says:

    Unless the Turks successfully tracked the Saudi vehicle that went towards an isolated woods near Istanbul, which reportedly they did, they will never discover the box of Kashoggi parts. (Unless that was a diversion and it actually went abpard the Saudi jets (diplomatic pouch).

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  10. Redhand says:

    Trump’s idiotic look with his hand on the magic globe is both pathetic and prophetic. i wish I had the Photoshop talent to turn the sphere blood red. That’s would be perfect!

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