News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Ladies and germs, give it up for the comedy stylings of…” long pause to look at the playbill, “The Deplorables Tour: We’re Funny Because We’re Right” — starring sitcom writer Michael Loftus (featured on Petunia and Pals), pro-President Trump comics Terrence K. Williams and Steve McGrew, and featuring The Deplorables Choir!”

Well, this should be as much fun as a sneeze during a piss.

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14 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Talent agent: “Naah, I think I’ll pass on your act; I’m going with the ones who just left, call themselves The Aristocrats Very classy.”

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  2. “as much fun as a sneeze during a piss”

    That’s up there around Texas politician level. I mean that in a good way.

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  3. Jim says:

    Never heard of any of these guys and don’t wanna.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    What? No Dennis Miller?

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  5. roket says:

    So is a deplorable like a rebel wearing a red badge of courage, or what?

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  6. jimbo57 says:

    No room on the bill for Victoria Jackson?

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    This guy should be the headliner, he’s hilarious!

    https://mobile.twitter.com/thegabb/status/1052718263564730369

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  8. donnah says:

    Is it wrong to wish for a selective storm to sweep over the venue that night and maybe see a bolt of lightning kinda hit the place? Just curious.

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  9. Queasy says:

    Shame Bill Cosby can’t join the fun.

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