News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas:

Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he calls you!

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Jim says:

    As I thought. He’s no actual sports coach. He’s just a mindles jerk.

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  2. Paul Avery says:

    So let me get this straight: The President of the United States admitted paying $130,000 to fuck a horse. Got it.

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  3. roket says:

    Why does Coach Horse’s Ass hate the Bible? [Because you can always find something in there that contradicts his teachings? No? Yes!]

    Proverbs 6:16-19 (KJV)

    These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

    And of course, there’s that “Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor” commandment thang that is broken on Twitter every couple of hours or so.

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