It comes to our attention that aptly-described invisible genius Jared Kushner, Prznint Stupid’s own Fratsputin, and leader of the Middle East Peace project has gone invisible ever since his BFF Crown Prince Bone Saw has been in the headlines.
“Facing scrutiny for cultivating close ties with Saudi Arabia’s powerful and domineering crown prince, Jared Kushner has remained intentionally in the background this week as West Wing officials feared a more public role would prompt backlash, multiple people familiar with the matter say…
“…Senior administration officials said Kushner’s close relationship with bin Salman was an early cause for concern among career national security staffers, who worried off-the-books conversations with the young prince could lead to misunderstandings or worse. Kushner is known to have messaged with the prince on the communication app WhatsApp.”
Jared used the app (ALLEGEDLY!) to give Crown Prince Bone Saw the list of his cousins who were not loyal to him, so he has a pattern of giving his BFF insider news. But, you know, this is the most open and transparent administration in history. Oh, wait.
Kushner was walking off a flight from Washington to New York on Tuesday when a reporter seated several rows ahead of him attempted to ask about Khashoggi’s disappearance.
“I don’t give a damn who you work for,” a Secret Service agent traveling with Kushner said when the reporter on the plane identified himself. “There’s a time and a place.”