Invisible Genius Jared Kushner Invisible

“I say, old Bean, have you any Grey Poupon?”

It comes to our attention that aptly-described invisible genius Jared Kushner, Prznint Stupid’s own Fratsputin, and leader of the Middle East Peace project has gone invisible ever since his BFF Crown Prince Bone Saw has been in the headlines.

Facing scrutiny for cultivating close ties with Saudi Arabia’s powerful and domineering crown prince, Jared Kushner has remained intentionally in the background this week as West Wing officials feared a more public role would prompt backlash, multiple people familiar with the matter say…

“…Senior administration officials said Kushner’s close relationship with bin Salman was an early cause for concern among career national security staffers, who worried off-the-books conversations with the young prince could lead to misunderstandings or worse. Kushner is known to have messaged with the prince on the communication app WhatsApp.”

Jared used the app (ALLEGEDLY!) to give Crown Prince Bone Saw the list of his cousins who were not loyal to him, so he has a pattern of giving his BFF insider news. But, you know, this is the most open and transparent administration in history. Oh, wait.

Kushner was walking off a flight from Washington to New York on Tuesday when a reporter seated several rows ahead of him attempted to ask about Khashoggi’s disappearance.

“I don’t give a damn who you work for,” a Secret Service agent traveling with Kushner said when the reporter on the plane identified himself. “There’s a time and a place.”

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6 Responses to Invisible Genius Jared Kushner Invisible

  1. roket says:

    Perhaps Jared should consider seeking asylum in a Saudi Embassy.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      And he should make sure there’s a certified ME available, you know, one who is well-versed in performing autopsies.


  2. RWW says:

    Jared’s not so much invisible as he is hidden behind a wall of Secret Service protectors that don’t allow reporters near, or process servers holding subpoenas, or any of the unwashed class. I wonder what they mean by “…there’s a time and place” and who the hell are they to determine such a thing?

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  3. RobGinChicago says:

    Yeah, just like the time when Obama’s eldest daughter, Malia, was caught on a cell phone camera, enjoying an outdoor concert and (allegedly) taking a hit off a joint, and her accompanying Secret Service detail swiped the camera from the photographer, pushed him to the ground, and said. “…there’s a time and place…” Oh, wait, Malia’s Secret Service detail did no such thing, as it was their job only to protect her from bodily harm, not bad optics.


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