Crown Prince Bone Saw Gets BroJob from Kushner

“I say, old Bean, have you any Grey Poupon?”

We just learned that Trump’s Fratsputin—our own Clown Prince—Jared Kushner spoke to Crown Prince Mohammed Bone Saw (MBS) about his (ALLEGED!) order to kill and de-bone WaPo journalist and dissident Jamal Khashoggi.

Allegedly Jar-Jar asked for more details (eww, gross!) and suggested that his BFF “be transparent in the investigation process.”

The NYTimes tells us:

“Mr Kushner has argued that the outrage of Mr. Khashoggi’s disappearance and possible killing will pass, just as it did after other Saudi errors like the kidnapping of the prime minister of Lebanon and the killing of a busload of children in Yemen by a Saudi airstrike”

The NYTimes also says that Saudi officials are “expected to say that [General Ahmed al-Assiri] received verbal authorization from Prince Mohammed to capture Mr. Khashoggi for an interrogation in Saudi Arabia, but either misunderstood his instructions or overstepped that authorization and took the dissident’s life.”

Regrets, we’ve all had a few. Shorter Crown Prince Bone Saw: “Let he who has not filleted a WaPo Journalist cast the first bone.”

Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal —

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3 Responses to Crown Prince Bone Saw Gets BroJob from Kushner

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Hey, if you want 666 5th Ave to remain above water, you’ve got to break some eggs, by which I mean saw a man into little pieces.

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  2. 9thousandfeet says:

    He thinks everyone will have forgotten this by Halloween. Seriously.

    Not an irrational expectation at all, not if you look back at all the other grotesque outrages this shitshow has thrust upon us over the last two years, and which have now faded so completely there is no media coverage of them at all. There are even more children alone in cages now than there were months ago when it was all page one above the fold. Now it’s very unlikely to influence today’s events at all.
    We could recite detail after detail of this never-changing pattern for hours, couldn’t we? All Trump has to do is send a bunch of troops to “close the southern border” or whatever new diversionary fuckery he comes up with, and by Thanksgiving it’s entirely possible none of this shit will be in play at all.
    What will be in play is massive agitprop, using a lot of desperate brown people as pawns, to scare people into thinking the “infestation” will explode if they vote Democrat.
    It’s part of Mitch’s plan to save the Senate, and it will work I promise you. He’s traded the House (or not, we shall see – still plenty of time for the Dems to score an own goal. Again.) for Kavanaugh on scotus, and he’s happy.
    With the White House and the Senate under GOP control and increasingly the judiciary too, Trump is home free until 2020, the court packing can continue, and the Dems can rant and rave and flail wildly in the House all they want with investigative committees and new legislation, and Mueller can release whatever he’s got, and none of it will matter worth a shit, because Mitch will be able to cockblock every last fucking bit of it.

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