News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Frequent flood victim (say, what is Gawd trying to tell him?) Tony Perkins, president of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council, has a surprise nomination to take over for Nikki Haley as the US Ambassador to the United Nations THAT WILL SEND A THRILL UP THE LEG OF EVERY SCISSORHEAD:

Told ya it would drive ya to drink!

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Odds are the UN would use the Desertrat Halloween strategery of turning off all the lights and pretending there’s no one home when she would come over…

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  2. Scottie says:

    ( sigh ) Oh well, there goes that bottle of rum. Dang it is hard to keep my liquor cabinet stocked with these guys around spouting off. Hugs


  3. moeman says:

    The dreaded weed goes legal up here across (Canada!) in less than three hours.

    I may have started earlier.

    Peace to all Scissorheads.

    I’m hungry.


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