Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

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11 Responses to Come’ on…. Ted

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    It figures that Rafael Cruz would love a place where the #1 menu item is called a “slider”.

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  2. Seriously, Ted, you diss Whataburger? I’m just a common peasant from theTerrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan and even I know Whataburger is goddamn Texas Institution.

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    • tengrain says:

      BDR –

      Whataburger is to Texas as In-and-Out is to California, and White Castle is to um, nowhere, amiright?

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • revzafod says:

        I’v got the best of both worlds. Whataburger 3 miles south and In ‘n Out 3 miles north [Carrollton, TX]. If you want to know why I love In ‘n Out, check my avatar.

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      • tengrain says:

        I miss In and Out since moving here.

        Eat a bag of Dick’s has a whole different meaning in Seattle, and no, Dick’s doesn’t cut it. So to speak.

        Rgds,

        TG

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      • I’ve live pert’near my whole life in California and In-and-Out wasn’t on my Mount Umunhum radar for the first forty. Clarke’s or Kirks, sure. I digress.

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      • tengrain says:

        Oh, Kirk’s! Totally forgot about that! There’s no better reason to ever go to south bay.

        Rgds,

        TG

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  3. moeman says:

    I was pretty sure we had no White Castle up here and then I read that you can buy frozen versions?

    I’ll stick with A&W, thanks.

    https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/white-castle-sliders-head-to-walmart-grocery-aisles-across-canada-681627931.html

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    • Feline Mama says:

      That’s exactly what I was gonna say moeman. You can get these “frozen delights” BLECHT, in the frozen section & they are, without a doubt, GROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!.
      Let’s send a package to Ted.

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  4. E.A. Blair says:

    The only place to get a really decent burger is at a non-franchise place (even if it ain’t cheap). Here in hometown, it’s Oscar’s or the Milwaukee Beer Bistro (where all the food is cooked in or with beer).

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