Clue: Prznint Mango-Hued Shitgibbon, In the Saudi Embassy, Using a Bonesaw!

Prznint Mango-Hued Shitgibbon, In the Saudi Embassy, Using a Bonesaw!

Who knows what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, the U.S.-based WaPo journalist and Saudi dissident who disappeared after entering the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul?

Someone should ask ol’ Mohammed ‘Bonesaw’ Bin Salman, but instead Prznint Stupid asked the senile king, and then suggested that “rogue killers,” not the royal family, may be to blame for Khashoggi’s suspected murder.

And in related news, OJ Simpson still has not found Nicole Brown Simpson’s* killer.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Miroker for the correction)

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11 Responses to Clue: Prznint Mango-Hued Shitgibbon, In the Saudi Embassy, Using a Bonesaw!

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If Turkey had just had a yuge wall around it to keep the rogue killers out this never would have happened.

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  2. miroker says:

    Uh, you really mean Nicole Brown Simpson, never heard of Michelle.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    Were they very fine people?

    Was the fault on both sides?

    Did Ivanka take the tasty bits home in a box?

    Now about that leader of the free world thing…

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    And the reason he gives for not coming down hard on this is that we might lose the opportunity to sell a billion dollars worth of arms to a cold blooded killer.

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  5. another kiwi says:

    And about those 9-11 hijackers…

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  6. roket says:

    Rouge killers? Are you telling me that’s the best the Trumpenfuhrer could come up with? OK fine. Now we know Saudi Arabia allows ‘rogue killers’ to enter and leave their embassy’s without question. Good to know. Geesh.

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