Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal Dr. Chaps whoops it up that there are no gay Republican candidates, gives thanks to Prznint Stupid for cleansing the Republican Party of sin(!), and to Possum Hollar for cleansing the Republican party of such filth, TBD.
Dr. Chaps, in other words, is wading in denial, and we ain’t talking Moses’ baby-express river, either. I submit into evidence: Lindsey Graham, Stormy Daniels et al, and Brett Kavanaugh.
The prosecution rests.