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Prznint Stupid twatted that “the paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks” —
The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks – in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious – less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2018
Prepare yourselves for a shock, dear readers! Evidently our Stable Genius misunderstood a joke that someone made on Petunia and Pals. Seriously.
Comrade Trump, who has no sense of humor and is incapable of admitting an error, repeated the claim at his rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Because: reasons.
Now, of course, being a master of projection and the hire-er of crisis actors hisself, he would totally believe it.
Of course, the underlying message is that Dr. Ford is a liar and that all the women protesting the Virgin Mayor of Keg City are paid liars, too, and that the entire thing was a scheme orchestrated by diabolically clever/incompetent (your choice, Comrade Stupid, make up your mind) Chuck and Nany and financed by George Soros (global boogey man, and conveniently jewish). So many conspiracy theories wrapped up in one, it sounds a lot like Tom Cotton amped up to 11.
Please be sure to read our pal Spocko writing at Digby’s joint, for more insight on Wingnuttia’s plan to ramp up conspiracy theories related to Dr. Ford to mask their lack of winning issues.
I never got a Soros check. WTF?
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Well, Trump is an expert on lying and on not paying people so maybe he’s on to something….
…NAH!
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Where’s his African American?
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Curses, we didn’t realize it, but signing up millions of Americans to work as protesters brought the unemployment rate down to 3.7% !!! Let’s get him to tweet that, because he is a genius, after all.
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Um, if they’re not getting paid that makes them unpaid protesters. If they continue to protest that still makes them unpaid protesters. Perhaps Comrade Preznint Shit For Brains should consider paying them to STFU. Yes?
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Just like George the smarter did in 1992?
I like that idea.
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and lest we forget that anybody who disagrees with him must be paid, democrats in general are now ‘evil’ and ‘unfit to govern’.
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