Today in Conspiracy Theories: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Tweet, Twit, Twat
(Image courtesy of Scissorhead Bruce388)

Prznint Stupid twatted that “the paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks” —

Prepare yourselves for a shock, dear readers! Evidently our Stable Genius misunderstood a joke that someone made on Petunia and Pals. Seriously.

Comrade Trump, who has no sense of humor and is incapable of admitting an error, repeated the claim at his  rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Because: reasons.

Now, of course, being a master of projection and the hire-er of crisis actors hisself, he would totally believe it.

Of course, the underlying message is that Dr. Ford is a liar and that all the women protesting the Virgin Mayor of Keg City are paid liars, too, and that the entire thing was a scheme orchestrated by diabolically clever/incompetent (your choice, Comrade Stupid, make up your mind) Chuck and Nany and financed by George Soros (global boogey man, and conveniently jewish). So many conspiracy theories wrapped up in one, it sounds a lot like Tom Cotton amped up to 11.

Please be sure to read our pal Spocko writing at Digby’s joint, for more insight on Wingnuttia’s plan to ramp up conspiracy theories related to Dr. Ford to mask their lack of winning issues.

This entry was posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, supreme court. Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to Today in Conspiracy Theories: Tweet, Twit, Twat

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I never got a Soros check. WTF?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Well, Trump is an expert on lying and on not paying people so maybe he’s on to something….

    …NAH!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. osirisopto says:

    Where’s his African American?

    Like

  4. RWW says:

    Curses, we didn’t realize it, but signing up millions of Americans to work as protesters brought the unemployment rate down to 3.7% !!! Let’s get him to tweet that, because he is a genius, after all.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. roket says:

    Um, if they’re not getting paid that makes them unpaid protesters. If they continue to protest that still makes them unpaid protesters. Perhaps Comrade Preznint Shit For Brains should consider paying them to STFU. Yes?

    Like

  6. Paul Fredine says:

    and lest we forget that anybody who disagrees with him must be paid, democrats in general are now ‘evil’ and ‘unfit to govern’.

    Like

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