News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The prophetess pride of Florida and noted Weather Warrior Kat Kerr is in Los Angeles and telling people to tap their iPads and phones to defeat Hurricane Michael, so I guess there’s an app for that?

In all seriousness, I hope everyone in Florida (even Florida Man) have seeked higher and safer ground. As I write this, the storm is like 2 miles per hour shy of being category 5. Sweet Jeebus!

And now, let’s turn to Prznint Stupid to see how he’s dealing with this emergency:

Um, say what?

I guess Florida is better off with Kat Kerr, so keep tapping your iPads, Florida Man! You ain’t getting help from the Mango-hued Shitgibbon while he has people to worship and adore him.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Odd that. He was able to let the great people of Cape Girardeau, MO down during Hurricane Florence. My guess is that Amero’s are involved in some form or fashion,

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  2. laura says:

    Its way too early to expect Shitler to just drop everything that has to do with the Pennsylvania Parteitag and fund running and make baroness blixzen scare up her flood heels so he can pitch brawny rolls at the misfortunate. Give him a few seriously tone deaf days to make things worse first um’kay…


  3. Redhand says:

    Couldn’t let these great people down. They have been lined up since last night – see you soon Pennsylvania!

    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem
    Erie, PA to be born?

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  4. Jim says:

    Also rational reporting indicated that people were not waiting overnight for the Orange Shitgibbon and the line was modest.


  5. Well, it doesn’t seem to be working. So what does she say now?

    What I love about end time predictors is that they never say they were wrong, never say that their predictions are false, making them False Prophets. But rather they say there are celestial interventions that made things different and then they go full speed into new predictions of death and destruction at the turn of the new week.

    Also, incredibly amusing that the Evangelical assholes that love to decry people who do things they figure are sinful, who are now saying that the man encompasses all of those sins, is ordained by gawd. How do they fucking sleep?


    • tengrain says:

      Sometimes they claim that it’s because Jeebus loves us that he did/not make it worse, that the prayers worked. It’s a NEW prophecy!!1!



    • MDavis says:

      How do they sleep? They turn their cognitive dissonance dial to ‘sleepy time’ and they are good to go.


  6. Paul Fredine says:

    seems she and her weather wankers have been royally fucked with this one. of course she can always blame the failure of her prayers on the leftist conspiracy to defame justice *i like beer.


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