Happy Hour News Briefs
Florida’s best self-proclaimed prophetess and gig-economy Weather Warrior, Kat Kerr wants us to know that all is well, she has the situation under control all the way from Nevada (more on that below), as she has taken authority over Hurricane Michael:
And now on the profit-prophet-side of her day gig, Kerr wants us to know that Jeebus and his Pops threw Kavanaugh a little VICTORY!!1! party with some interesting guests:
“He kept showing me, letting me see all of these millions of babies who had been aborted that are in heaven, they sang and celebrated. They celebrated as they were saying, ‘Yes, he is going to sit on the Supreme Court.’”
“Today, they had a party in heaven and they celebrated that other babies being conceived in the womb one day will never have to fear their lives being taken and they’ll get to complete their destiny on this earth. So there was a big party in heaven today because of that.”
Have her piss in the wind.
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She’s in Nevada not FL.
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A shortcut to heaven; sounds like a good deal to me. But I don’t believe in heaven, so, there’s that.
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Aborted fetuses become fully formed humans in heaven and can sing, celebrate and espouse political opinions. What exactly is the problem since fundies believe that getting to heaven is all that matters and we should be happy to endure all of life’s miseries in order to get there?
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They didn’t get to suffer enough down here to properly enjoy it, I guess…
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Didn’t get the chance to fill the grifters’ pockets with their hard-earned cash is more like it.
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Word.
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They celebrated as they were saying, ‘Yes, he is going to shit on the Supreme Court.’”
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From Nevada, eh?
Nothing like having the courage of your convictions.
Nevada – no hurricanes, blizzards or earthquakes. Just gangsters, hookers and sleaze. She’s finally found a home.
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No hurricanes, blizzards or earthquakes in Nevada. I’d say she’s doing a darned fine job.
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if she’s so damn confident that she can control a hurricane why isn’t she posting from florida? seems to me she’s not very confident in her ‘weather warriors’. plus, she always sounds like a frustrated weather girl.
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“He kept showing me, letting me see all of these millions of babies who had been aborted that are in heaven”
I wonder if next time she could ask God what He’s done with all the millions of fetuses that died long before Planned Parenthood existed and continue to die outside of abortion clinics. You know, the ones that died because it was ‘God’s will’. I’d just like to know if they ever get invited to any of God’s big parties.
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