News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Florida’s best self-proclaimed prophetess and gig-economy Weather Warrior, Kat Kerr wants us to know that all is well, she has the situation under control all the way from Nevada (more on that below), as she has taken authority over Hurricane Michael:

And now on the profit-prophet-side of her day gig, Kerr wants us to know that Jeebus and his Pops threw Kavanaugh a little VICTORY!!1! party with some interesting guests:

“He kept showing me, letting me see all of these millions of babies who had been aborted that are in heaven, they sang and celebrated. They celebrated as they were saying, ‘Yes, he is going to sit on the Supreme Court.’”

“Today, they had a party in heaven and they celebrated that other babies being conceived in the womb one day will never have to fear their lives being taken and they’ll get to complete their destiny on this earth. So there was a big party in heaven today because of that.”

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. moeman says:

    Have her piss in the wind.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    A shortcut to heaven; sounds like a good deal to me. But I don’t believe in heaven, so, there’s that.

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  3. RWW says:

    Aborted fetuses become fully formed humans in heaven and can sing, celebrate and espouse political opinions. What exactly is the problem since fundies believe that getting to heaven is all that matters and we should be happy to endure all of life’s miseries in order to get there?

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  4. Batman 54 says:

    They celebrated as they were saying, ‘Yes, he is going to shit on the Supreme Court.’”

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  5. Osiris Opto says:

    From Nevada, eh?
    Nothing like having the courage of your convictions.

    Nevada – no hurricanes, blizzards or earthquakes. Just gangsters, hookers and sleaze. She’s finally found a home.

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    if she’s so damn confident that she can control a hurricane why isn’t she posting from florida? seems to me she’s not very confident in her ‘weather warriors’. plus, she always sounds like a frustrated weather girl.

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “He kept showing me, letting me see all of these millions of babies who had been aborted that are in heaven”

    I wonder if next time she could ask God what He’s done with all the millions of fetuses that died long before Planned Parenthood existed and continue to die outside of abortion clinics. You know, the ones that died because it was ‘God’s will’. I’d just like to know if they ever get invited to any of God’s big parties.

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